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Health & Fitness
What you do with lube!

They say you shouldn’t ask a question if you don’t want to hear the answer so we definitely knew what we were getting ourselves into when we asked you girls what you like to do with lube.

I guess we just weren’t expecting that you were all so creative - or so dirty!! From the so practical I wish I’d thought of it through to the down right icky, you guys sure like getting lubed up!

So here we have it, some of the best, the funniest and the down right weirdest answers to what you do with lube. Only read on if you want to end up with some interesting mental images!

Obviously a lot of you use lube in the bedroom (or the car, the hallway, kitchen, backyard...) but did you know how effective it is when you want to go all masseuse on your man?

“It is the best way to massage your boy down. Simply apply some lube to your body and slowly move over your partner. It is totally relaxing and sensual.”

If you loved the slip n’ slide when you were younger then you might be interested to know you can create a grown-up version with a shower curtain, a copious amount of lube and two naked bodies.

It also appears that lube is an excellent beauty product. Yes, it sounds strange, and perhaps a wee bit gross, but you guys seem to use lube in lieu of every product under the sun.

It’s amazing to think how many of you out there are walking around with glossy lube locks, after you apply it to tame unruly hair or in place of gel.

Evidently lube makes a good lipbalm (mmm, kiss my lubey lips!), an excellent cuticle cream and also works to hold wayward eyebrows in place. And if you’ve run out of cream eyeshadow? Just mix some of the powdered variety with a little lube and you’re good to go!

Then there are the medical benefits of lubricant. One nzgirl filled a small bag with lube and used it as a cold compress on a sprained ankle – she said it worked wonders. Another used it on her feet mixed with cucumber to stop them from sweating. If that works, it’s one to keep in mind for the summer months ahead.

It seems many of you aren’t above using lube for the kids, whether it’s to oil the wheels of the baby’s pram or unstick wayward siblings from between the banisters (oh, how tempting it must be to leave them there!). It even, and I quote directly is “really good for nappy rash”.

As we all know, lube makes getting in and out of tight situations much easier, which is why so many of you use it to get rings off – the question – why are so many of you trying to get the rings off married men?!

You also like to use it to make tampon insertion a little smoother, to stop those creaky doors and floorboards giving you away when you’re sneaking in or out the house, and for greasing up doorknobs so pesky flatties don't disturb you in the height of passion.

Call me innocent, call me naive, but everytime I read this suggestion I just found myself asking why? One of you used lube to “help get a condom on my foot”. As you do.

Just as odd is the girl who put strawberry flavoured lube on her ice-cream.

And with those lovely images I will leave you...


Gemma Finlay
 

Last updated: 30/04/2008


 
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