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Ahhh sex. The big candy, jumping some bones, freaking  your breezy, climbing on, making babies, taking a ride on the phallic rollercoaster, getting your leg over, genital shenanigans; whatever you call it, we’re ll big fans of the horizontal fandango.
But just in case you haven’t been getting your G on as much as you’d like lately, nzgirl presents to you 25 great reasons to have sex. No more headache excuses, you have been warned ladies!  1: Sex releases tension, so next time you’re mad at your boy, don’t yell at him, throw him on the ground and have your wicked way with him until you relax. Voila, anger gone. 2: Supercharge your creative skills by thinking of new ways to get down. 3: ...And those new positions will also help increase your flexibility, so you can get all kinky-crazy, yusss!
4: The more you have sex, the more you want it, as it helps release hormones that promote sex drive. 5: Keep an eye on your health. There’s no time like fondling time to feel if any new lumpy bumps have popped up on you
or your honey.  6: Sex boosts body image, so jump on board and feel hot! 7: It’s how you make babies! 8: And if that works out, sex can trigger labour when your pregnancy reaches full term. 9: There’s a thin line between pain and pleasure and sex can help you learn your limits (For tips on pushing your boy’s boundaries, watch out for our second sex school, coming soon... Click here for tips on finding your own!). 10: Create better sex stories for you to dish to the girls about. EVERYONE wants to hear about what you tried to put where on Friday night after a few gins. 11: It tastes better than Panadol. Sex has been shown to  temporarily relieve headaches; so much for that excuse. 12: Keep your man healthy. Men who have sex more than three times a week can cut their risk of heart attack or stroke in half. 13: It’s like the gym, but less smelly (we hope). One 30 minute sexercise session will burn 30 calories. 14: You’ll sleep like a baby. Sex can help release sleep inducing-hormones so start early and get a great night’s sleep. 15: Sense of smell increases after sex... Don’t know if that’s a whole reason in itself, but hey, if you didn’t read reason 10, you can tell all your friends about super sniffy power at girly catch ups.  16: It’s free! (For most people, but we are not here to judge...) 17: It strengthens the seal. Sex helps increase pelvic floor muscle tone, giving you better bladder control. Begging the taxi driveway to stop on the motorway because you’ve had a couple of wines and have to go is only funny till you’re 19. Then it’s weird. 18: The endorphins released during sex will diminish menstrual cramps. 19: Regular romps tighten your belly and your bum leaving you super-hot, yay! 20: Women who have sex more than once a month have  more regular periods. Good-o. 21: Blow his mind by proving that, yes, good girls do know what that is; and they know some very fun things to do with it too. 22: Done wrong? Forget presents. Give the gift that keeps on giving in his imagination. Sex. Especially great for those on a budget. 23: Tone your core muscles. Sex is like a class for tight inner-tummy muscles, but sans chirpy instructor in bike shorts. 24: Because an active sex life slows the ageing process. 25: Sex and love help you produce estrogen making your hair shiny and skin gorgeously smooth, thus making you super-hot! So there you go ladies, 25 fantastic reasons to get in the luuuuuurve mood. Now it's up to you, so off you go and conquer the bedroom. Boo yah!
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